Bar Wives Rock

I don’t have a “work wife” but I think I have a “bar wife.” She tells me what I’m going to eat, takes my money and we’re never intimate.But we must be kindred spirits because the other day one of the regulars was grousing (if you will) about protecting a certain bird and loudly said, “I’ve never even seen a woodcock.” She and I glanced at each other and burst out laughing. The guy was confused so I said, “I think some injured pirates have one.” You gotta love a woman who can channel her inner 10-year-old boy that quickly. FYI, since then I’ve learned the American woodcock has many folk names including timberdoodle, little gomer, whipperwon’t and hokumpoke. Honest.

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