Pants on Fire

Does anyone else enjoy lying to people as much as I do? My favorites are children and tourists. In fact, the other day some visitors to Erie were commenting on how the water was coming up over Dobbins Landing and surrounding cars that had parked there. I said, “It’s high tide. That happens.” They knowingly responded, “Ohhh.” Of course, the Great Lakes don’t have tides, so I then told them that the water level is just really high this year. You’d have to be a real dick to mislead people and make them feel stupid later. Except for the kids. I think it will be fun for them to find out at 17 that they hadn’t met a man from the future.


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