Cats Hate Us. Dogs Are Biding Their Time.

Researchers in Japan say that cats understand when you say their name, they’re just choosing to ignore you. Comedian Sean Morey understood that years ago. In “The Cat Song” he sings, “You wonder why I don’t come when you call, maybe ‘cuz my name’s not friggin’ Snowball. You wonder why I don’t wag my tail, maybe it’s because I’m no longer a male.” I’m relieved the researchers didn’t discover dogs can talk and they’re just waiting for the perfect time to share everything they’ve seen and heard.

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